Total Medals Earned: 614 (From 146 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,380 Points
Medals Earned: 14/14 (480/480 points)
Check out the Credits!
Loot a painting!
Upgrade your Gloves 5 times!
Have $10,000 in your Bank Account
Loot the final loot
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 2/30 (30/445 points)
Open the sixth present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/60 points)
Enter the gallery
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/500 points)
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
You made it 2 minutes without going bankrupt. Good job.
You doubled your seed money!
You made a million in profit which you store on your new yacht.
To the moon!!!! Or mars, whichever you prefer Mr. Musk.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/90 points)
Kill 1 enemy
Open the game
Witness a Stepford miracle
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)