Total Medals Earned: 614 (From 146 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,380 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/430 points)
Collect 3 Stars
Complete 5 Levels
Complete 10 Levels
Collect 10 Stars
Complete 20 Levels
Collect 25 Stars
Collect 50 Stars
Complete 30 Levels
Collect 90 Stars
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (175/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 20/28 (340/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing